I was happy to hear from Stuart today. I hadn’t heard from him in a little while since I last met him for lunch and I gave him points on how to date a woman. He sent me an email with a pic attached of his MySpace friend Cyndi. I guess my advice has been working because now they are talking regularly on the phone. He emailed me to thank me for all the great advice I had given him a few weeks ago because tonight he is taking her to see the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight. It looks like a really amazing movie.  I want to go see it just because its Heath Ledgers last movie. I’ve been a major fan of his since I saw him in A Knight’s Tale and Brokeback Mountain. He is or I should say he was so talented and so damn hot. I still can’t believe he’s dead!  I emailed Stuart back and told him it was very important that he doesn’t go past second base tonight. It’s very important that he do as I say and not as I do lol. Fuck, if he did any of what I’d do, he’d stay single the rest of his life!!

Work has been going great. Several times I caught that really hot guy Jason staring at me and I could have sworn that big bulge in his pants was even bigger. Every time I caught him staring, I’d instantly soak my panties. My cunt would throb so hard that I couldn’t focus on my job and I’d tell then I was taking my break. I headed into the washroom and fingered myself while I imagined what it would be like to have Jason bend me over my bed and fuck me until I got the serious relief I needed. Once I relieved that ache I could go back to work and concentrate. It’s been too long since my last fuck. I think its time for me to get myself laid, or better yet, find myself a hot boyfriend! Maybe I should ask Jason if he wants to go out. Maybe he’s not interested. Maybe he’s just watching to see if I am doing my job well. Maybe I should just ask.

OMFG last night was soooo amazing! We went to the Coldplay concert at the United Center and we had such a fun night.  I was stressing about whether to tell my boss the truth and ask for the night off or call in sick.  I decided to do the right thing and tell the truth.   It turns out my boss was very understanding and got one of the new employees who was asking for more hours to cover my shift.

Ashley came over and raided my closet and we picked out some hot outfits.  Ashley looked pretty hot wearing my miniskirt. She also brought over a bottle of vodka and we made a few drinks before we took a cab to the center. God it was hot outside while we waited in line for what felt like forever before they opened the doors. Finally it was time to get in and we headed straight for our awesome seats. Ashley was so stoked that she actually won these tickets since she usually never wins anything in her lifetime. Unfortunately we couldn’t get served, but these really cool guys next to us bought us drinks. Coldplay came out and what can I say, c’mon, its COLDPLAY! The concert was a total blast. I was feeling my particular naughty self and told Ashley on the count of three to flash Chris Martin during the next song. I counted and nodded at Ashley and together we flashed him out tits! The guys next to us cheered us on and had the biggest grins on their faces. I swear I caught Chris blushing. The guys next to us asked us if we wanted to head over to their place after the concert and have a few more drinks, but I had to get up for work early this morning and didn’t want to deal with a hangover at work all day. So we got their number and said we’d party with them on the weekend. Oddly when we got home last night, I couldn’t find what I’d done with their numbers! I could have sworn I had stuck the piece of paper into my wallet last night, but when I looked the piece of paper was totally gone. I dumped out my purse, or my wallet, there was no sight of it anywhere. Oh well, ya win some, ya loose some.

I had a feeling this morning today was going to be one of those days at work today. My alarm went off but I slept through it and woke up in a panic when I saw I had to be at work within a half hour. Thank god I live just a few blocks away. When I got there, I realized I had forgotten to bring my protective gloves with me. Crap! Sure enough, I paid for that. One of the guys had asked me to give him a hand stacking some plywood. Well as luck would have it, I got the nastiest splinter in my finger. I guess Jason had been watching me, because he came over after I let out a few choice words and grabbed my hand and said, “Let me take a look at it”.  I really hoped at that very moment that my jaw actually did not fall to the floor in awe. Jason was so fucking H O T!!! He works there as the assistant manager and I must admit I couldn’t help but notice the enormous bulge in his pants. Sorry! I can’t help it! It’s there all the time staring at me in the face every time I catch him walking around the store. He might as well just wear a big bull’s eye on it and say “King Dong!” Sure as shit I know all the other girls at work noticed his big package too and probably some of the guys. You just can’t help but look. Anyway, he dragged me by my poor injured hand into the office and sat me on the desk and put my finger into his mouth and he pulled the splinter out with his teeth!! I sat there like a dork and thanked him and headed back to work with soaked panties!

Holy shit! Ashley just called me freaking out.  After a few minutes of her screaming, I got her to calm down enough so I could make out what she was saying. She had been listening to the radio on her way home and they were giving away two Coldplay tickets for this Tuesday night at the United Center. She called the station and she fucking won!!!! She called me right away to ask if I wanted to go with her. Fucking right I am! She got great seats too; third row on the floor! Looks like I’m going to a concert, I’d better go see what I can find to wear. I can’t wait!

Last night was the big strip gig at the bachelor party in Joliet. Ashley and I went to Lover’s Lane a few days ago to look for some new stripper clothes. What a blast we had trying on a bunch of skimpy but really hot outfits. We finally decided on this really hot set. We looked so damn hot. We each chose matching mini pink plaid skirts with matching black and pink halters with a rhinestone skull on it. We were pretty hyped up and excited about doing the bachelor party now that we had matching outfits. Yesterday I made sure I shaved real good and made sure I was extra smooth all over.  Ashley came over and we got into our outfits and made sure our makeup was looking extra hot. We stood back and gave each other a high five and went out to the car where Marcus was waiting for us. OMG what a sweetheart he is. He drove us in to Joliet in his big Lincoln Town Car! We both offered him a hundred bucks each for driving us, but Marcus being Marcus refused to take it.  We sat back in the luxury of his car and had a couple of drinks to help ease the butterflies we were feeling. Ashley and I felt like we were rock stars.We pulled up to the Union Hall where the party was being held. Marcus opened our car door and escorted us into the hall to the private room. The party had been happening for a little while before we got there and clearly the majority of the guys already had their drunk on, but they were behaving themselves. Mind you of course the fact that Marcus has biceps the size of tree trunks doesn’t hurt either! The host announced our arrival and Ashley and I started our hot dance. Ashley and I kissed and licked and sucked each other while every eye was glued to us. Then out came the strap on and omg, the guys went ape shit over it. Money was tossed onto the stage left, right and center. The groom to be was so fucking hot too and we fought over which one of us was going to perform the ‘bonus act’ on him. Yes, a blow job! We decided that Ashley would be the one to give it to him since technically Ashley is my boss. I stood back and watched as she gave him the blow job of his lifetime.  I looked over at Marcus and saw that he was definitely having trouble hiding his huge hard on while he watched Ashley. He was smiling ear to ear while Ashley finished the job in just less than ten minutes. Man that musta been some blow job!!

I got to sleep in today! I didn’t have to be at work until 4pm so I took advantage of it and slept in. It felt glorious! When I got up Stuart gave me a call. I hadn’t heard from him since the end of classes. He asked if we could get together and talk. I told him sure and he asked me to meet him for lunch. I didn’t really realize how much I missed his friendship. I really like Stuart’s innocence and the fact that he isn’t a stuck up self centered jerk like a lot of the guys I’ve dated recently. I really hope that the two times we slept together won’t prevent us from being friends. So I met him for lunch and gave him a nice warm hug. It really was so nice to see him again. We ordered our food and I could see a real difference in his confidence in his personality. Stuart’s new confidence gave him the opportunity to meet more girls and not shy away. He told me he has met a girl on MySpace and wanted my advice. I spent our lunch giving him tips on how to move forward with girls which he drank in every word. I told him not to be a shy nerd and not to be a clingy jealous jerk. The jealous thing makes us crazy. We girls hate feeling smothered. I also gave him some pointers on making sure he made sure the girl is always satisfied in bed. It’s all about giving us pleasure. If we feel totally pleasured then we make every attempt to please our guy. We had a fun time talking over lunch but it came time to go so I could get ready for work. We gave each other a friendly kiss goodbye and promised to stay in touch more often.

It’s been a couple of really weird and tense days between me and Ashley so I called her and asked her to come over. She was still kinda weird when she arrived and I asked her what the fuck her problem was. She finally admitted to me that yes she was jealous of me spending time with Crystal. I grabbed her and hugged her tight and told her she would always be my girl. I told her she was and always will be my best friend forever and that I was only helping Crystal out because she helped me out of a jam. I think that made her feel a lot better and things between us felt right again. We got to talking about the upcoming bachelor show we were going to be doing in Joliet on Friday night. Neither of us had ever had any experience with a strap on and we both agreed that maybe we should practice a bit first so someone wouldn’t get their eyes poked out. We headed down to the adult bookstore and giggled our heads off and we picked out a strap on that looked pretty hot. When we got back to the apartment, I made a pitcher of margaritas and downed them while we joked about which one of us was going to be the fucker or the fuckee. Well let me tell you it got pretty damn hot after that!

We started wrestling each other and fell onto my bed and began kissing each other. One thing led to the next and before you know it I my fingers were buried into her sweet wet pussy. Oh god it was so hot. Our clothes ended up in a heap on the floor and we got into a sixty nine with each other and spent a good thirty minutes licking and sucking each other into ecstasy. I grabbed the eight inch strap on and strapped it on and gave Ashley the sweetest fucking. She came a couple times until she begged me to let her fuck me. I took the strap on off and licked her creamy juices off before I strapped it onto her. She bent me over a pillow and drove it home. OMG! It was so hot. I rubbed my clit like a mad woman and she fucked me deep and hard until I exploded in a massive orgasm and collapsed onto the bed. Ashley then crawled up into my arms and we held our sweaty bodies until we fell asleep. Needless to say my girl Ashley spent the night in my bed. Sweet!

Today I spent the day helping Crystal pack up and move to her new apartment. I am exhausted. Thank god Crystal had help from these two most delicious guys that she knew, Aidan and Derek. They had a truck and helped move all of her heavy stuff so that left her and I with just the packed boxes of her stuff. It took us about four hours in all to get everything moved from her place to her new place. Once everything was moved we decided it was time to break and grab some dinner. The guys picked up some beer and two loaded pizzas and we sat back at the new place and devoured it all. Aidan and I had been flirting all day and finally he made his move after dinner and we spent a sweet forty five minutes making out. Oh fuck I soooo wanted to fuck him but I started my damn period last night so sex was out for us. Mather Nature has impeccable timing! Ashley was driving me fucking crazy all night though; she kept text messaging me every ten or fifteen minutes asking me if I wanted to hang out. I finally just shut my damn phone off and threw it into my purse. I can’t handle shit like that.

I know I said I wasn’t going to mention that cat Colby again but I have to tell you what I did as my final payback to that cunt next door. I know deep in my gut she is the reason behind Colby disappearing. So I got a nasty idea for payback. I went into Craigslist into the ‘erotic services’ section and put in an add offering bareback blowjobs to completion and I listed the bitch’s phone number on the ad. Pleased with myself I hit the submit button and sat back. Seriously within twenty minutes, I could hear her phone ringing off the hook. Oh fuck I thought I was going to piss my panties from laughing. That just made my whole damn week!

Ok, have I told you that I fucking love my job!? Well omg I love my fucking job! It is the best! I called Ashley to tell her to thank Marcus for hooking me up with this incredible job. I spent the first few days on the floor doing safety training, learning how to lift properly etc. Then I was finally able to start my first day on the floor two days ago. I just love it. Know what else I really love? Starbucks!! They have one just down the street so now I can go on my breaks and have my severely needed Starbucks fix! Fucking awesome! Ashley came over last night and we headed over to Panera Bread just down the street and I ended up having just a soup and salad. It was pretty good. I reminded Ashley that I was going to be busy Friday moving Crystal. She asked who Crystal was and I explained she was one of the girls that I worked with at Cinemark and she had driven me to the airport as a favor so I returned it by promising to help her move. I don’t know if it was me or not, but I couldn’t help but notice that Ashley got a little weird after that. Was she jealous of me hanging with Crystal? So I asked her if she wanted to help with the move and that she would probably really like Crystal. Ashley just snapped back she had other plans and was pretty quiet the rest of the evening; Hmmm. 

I seriously think I’m going to stop looking in my mailbox though. Once again I got another letter that I wish I never opened. It has me so unnerved.  It was a letter from the Illinois Department of Corrections to let me know that my “Uncle Carl” was up for parole. He isn’t really my uncle but he was my Aunt Jackie’s druggie boyfriend who was a real fucked up creep. When my parents died I went to live with my aunt and my life became hell. “Uncle Carl” couldn’t keep his fucking pervy hands off me practically from day one. During the few hellish years I lived with them, I learned every sex act known to mankind thanks to my “Uncle”. It started pretty innocently with him just tickling me when I’d come home from school but soon it progressed. I am pretty sure Auntie dearest knew what was going on but she was too strung out on drugs to give a shit.  On top of all that I found out as I grew older they were stealing money from my trust fund. When I was fifteen I couldn’t deal with the bullshit anymore and I told my guidance counselor at school. She called the authorities and had Mr. Pedophile arrested. “Uncle Carl” got ten years but personally I think the bastard should have gotten life as someone’s prison bitch. It’s only been five years and the prick is up for parole!! They wanted me to attend his parole hearing but there is no fucking way I even want to be anywhere near that asshole. I think I will write them a letter and tell them what they can do with his parole. I need a good stiff drink right now; I’m just way too tense. A stiff drink and a hot bath, sounds good right about now. I can’t believe they would even think about giving him parole after only serving five years. Fuck! God help the kids in whatever neighborhood he ends up in.

Hey Everyone! Happy Fourth of July! Ashley and I made plans yesterday for the two of us to watch fireworks tonight. They held them at the Central Catholic High School grounds just off Randall Road. I made sure I wore my hot Fourth of July outfit and so did Ashley. I grabbed a blanket and took it with us and found a great spot to see the fireworks and laid it out on the ground and we got ourselves comfortable. There were quite a few hotties roaming through the crowds. Ashley noticed a really hot guy that was sitting near us with his wife and kids. We started flirting with him and making eye contact when he kept looking over at us. I elbowed Ashley and told her to watch me and when he turned around to look at us, I grabbed my skirt and flashed him my panties. OMG it was so fucking funny yet hot. He literally turned several shades of red. A few minutes later we caught him trying to catch a peak again and this time we both flashed him and blew him a kiss. Oh fuck you would have thought we had flashed him our snatches. I could actually see him shifting around on his blanket trying to keep his fucking hard on from showing. He would have an awfully hard time explaining to his wifey why he popped a tent. Ashley and I had more fun flashing him than the actual fireworks show.  I am off to bed now since tomorrow I am back to work. I had my first day in orientation yesterday and omg there is so much to remember. I look pretty good in my uniform if I do say so myself. I really enjoyed the last two days at orientation. I feel like I am actually in a REAL job. It feels pretty damn good. Now I don’t have to find another apartment at least…for now.  It’s been a little while since I had me a little fun, wink, wink if you know what I mean. I think I will spend a little me on me time before I head off to sleep. I’m in serious need of a good hard orgasm. What’s that? Oh! I think I hear my vibrator calling! See ya! Time for my own fireworks baby!

So I’ve been back home a couple days and I’m kinda wishing I was back in Texas already. Don’t get me wrong, I do LOVE being home; my life is here and nothing is going to change that. But when I get mail like I did today, it just pissed me off. I got a letter in my mail today from my landlord to let me know that my rent is going up from $750 to $950 a month. That fucking bites considering I just quit my job before I left for Texas! Maybe those bachelor parties with Ashley will help me out. But Lowes to the rescue! When I got in today from running an errand there was a message left on my answering machine from the HR Manager at Cinemark. They were asking me to come back to work for them. Right, like I want to work for those fucking losers the rest of my life, not! Anyway I already had an appointment to go to at 2 pm today at Lowes Home Improvement. I put on a fairly decent outfit after staring into my closet from hell for at least a good half hour and headed to my interview. Well I guess it went really well because I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!!! They hired me right there on the spot! Can you believe that? SWEET!!! I am soo happy! It is better pay and it is a lot closer to my house than Cinemark is. I won’t even start about the silly uniform I had to wear there; at least the one I have to wear for Lowes is so much better. One the way out of the store, my new boss introduced me to several of the others working there and they were so incredibly nice! My orientation starts tomorrow. I think I am really going to enjoy working there. I am so not even going to call Cinemark back. Fuck them.