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Name:	Heather
Birthday:	02/06/1989
Birthplace:	Saint Francis Hospital in Tulsa OK
Current Location:	Aurora IL
Eye Color:	Green
Hair Color:	Blonde
Height:	5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Irish and German
Your Weakness:	Chocolate, Stray Cats, Bad Boys
Your Fears:	Very little. I don't trust haters though.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Thin crust, lots of veggies.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	I would like to get caught up on my bills, get a better car, and save enough money to go visit my brother and his family when he comes home from Iraq.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	fuck that
Thoughts First Waking Up:	where's my coffee
Your Best Physical Feature:	my neatly trimmed honey hole
Your Bedtime:	never before 11PM
Your Most Missed Memory:	I really miss just normal times with my mom and dad.
Pepsi or Coke:	Mountain Dew or Red Bull
MacDonalds or Burger King:	BK when I can get it.
Single or Group Dates:	My best social times are with groups of my friends.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee
Do you Swear:	Fuck yeah
Do you Sing:	I rock it out when I am alone in my car.
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes
Have you Been in Love:	Not sure
Do you want to get Married:	Seems marriage is the path to darkness.
Do you belive in yourself:	Yes, I have survived a lot. I can do anything.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Only when I do that back flip maneuver in the space shuttle right before we dock with the space station.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Well when I ride my bike down Lake Street, the guys walk into trees and shit, so I guess I am easy on the eyes.
Are you a Health Freak:	I watch what I eat so I don't grow a big ass like my aunt Jackie and I ride my bike, but I am not a workout freak.
Do you get along with your Parents:	They are both dead.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Depends on my mood.
Do you play an Instrument:	Yeah the skin flute.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	I went on a few.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	I am the dumper not the dumpee.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No, but if I had the chance I would.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	I ate some popcorn at work. Is that stealing?
Ever been Drunk:	Yeah I have spent a few nights hugging my toilet.
Ever been called a Tease:	Not to my face. I usually let a guy know right away where he stands. I only flirt if I know I am going to fuck the guy. Not like some bitches to get what I want.
Ever been Beaten up:	When I was in Jr. High I got in a few when I ended up going to a new school. I got picked on by some mean girls.
Ever Shoplifted:	Yeah, I did a lot of rotten shit when I lived with my aunt and her boyfriend.
How do you want to Die:	I am not afraid to die. I want to die before I get old and grumpy and lose interest in everything and get senile.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	I would love to run an animal shelter.
What country would you most like to Visit:	I want to go to Cancun or Cabo Mexico.

I was born in Tulsa OK in Feb. 1989. I was a big surprise to my parents. My mom didn't think she could get pregnant after trying for years to have another baby after my older brother Devin was born. Devin is 7 years older than me. He joined the Army right after high school and moved to Texas.
	When I was 11, my parents and I were on our way home from dinner. My parents had a few cocktails. I would later find out my dad was legally intoxicated. Our SUV skidded on ice and went off the road, rolling a few times becore coming to rest upside down. I was knocked unconscious and woke up in the hospital with a broken arm. Our pastor was there and told me that both my parents died in the crash.
The Dark Years: I got shipped off to live with my Aunt Jackie and her child molesting boyfriend Carl in Illinois. I had met my Aunt a couple of times over the years. She looked a lot like my mom, a younger version. Jackie and Carl were drug abusers and just wanted to get their hands on my trust fund. Carl wanted to get his hands on me. They both ended up in jail when I got the courage to go to the school councellor and tell her what was going on.
	I spent the next couple of years in foster homes before getting my first good job at Bath & Body Works in Naperville. That is where I met my BFF Ashley and had my first real experience with grown up passionate sex. I also learned that all men are pussy hounds. I had a long affair with a guy who came in looking for a gift for his wife's birthday. He made me feel so special but he broke my heart.
In 2006 I had myself legally emancipated. My brother came to stay with me for awhile and helped me get my own apartment. I finished high school and graduated in 2006. I am thankful for having so many close friends. I see my dad's family occasionally but they are all in Oklahoma. I know I would be welcomed there with open arms, but Illinois is my home now and I am doing fine.
	I am taking general business courses at the Junior college and working. I will continue to draw survivor benefits from my dad's social security benefits for another year, then I better have a good paying job or I will starve. I am working on getting my website up and running,. I want to do some reviews on adult oriented websites. I love all things erotic and I love sex and so do my girlfriends. I want to provide some insight on what girls like me like when it comes to porn and sex.
I am totally comfortable with sex and nudity. I don't believe people are wired to be monogamous. I think whatever two or more people do in private is no one's business. I hate people who try and impose their own morality on others. I can't help but notice that so many people who claim to have moral high ground are hiding dirty little secrets and desires. I used to have a page on myspace but they kept deleting my pictures and censoring me. I want to thank my friend Lance for helping me with helping me with the website.
	I recently met a guy from school who is studying photography and we are going to work together over the next few months to do some cool erotic artistic photo shoots. I will post some of those pictures here when they are finished. Thanks for checking me out! Add my site to your favorites and come back and check me out often. XOXOXO Heather